Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake sarcastic coffee mug.
Pretty flowers. Zero patience.
This sarcastic floral mug collection pairs soft, painterly wildflowers with unapologetic humor for people who are awake, caffeinated, and absolutely done. Designed to look sweet at first glance, and deliver the punchline once coffee kicks in.
Whether it’s coffee, tea, or emotional support caffeine, this mug understands you. Perfect for desks, kitchens, passive-aggressive gifting, or anyone whose personality is best described as “floral, but feral.”
Details:
• 11oz High-quality ceramic mug
• Glossy finish with vibrant, fade-resistant print
• Dishwasher & microwave safe
• Comfortable handle for daily use
• Available in standard mug sizes (as per supplier)
Care instructions:
• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
